Nine months of WhatsApp messages, WhatsApp calls and Discord calls — parsed, counted and put on a clock. Everything below is computed from the raw export; nothing is rounded up for romance.
Type a word or paste an emoji. Every word used 25 times or more is in here, plus the 60 most-used emoji — 1,244 terms in total.
Pick any date between 13 December 2025 and 20 September 2026.
A real message from the chat, picked at random. Guess the sender.
Who typed how much, month by month. June 2026 was the loudest month of the story.
Every single day of the span, stacked by sender. Hover for the exact day.
Message count per cell. Darker = busier. The two hot bands are the morning wake-up window and the long late-evening stretch.
All 115k messages folded into a single 24-hour clock.
Gap between one person's message and the other's answer, when the answer came within six hours.
WhatsApp carried the early months; Discord joined in February 2026 and took a real share from August.
874 calls bucketed by length. The median is under an hour, but the tail is where the hours live.
Measured talk time per calendar day across both apps.
This is the part that actually costs hours. Calls are measured — the apps logged them. Chatting is estimated from what was typed and read, using rates you can change below. Two estimates are given because they answer different questions.
Measured call hours against the estimated chat-window engagement for the same day. These two can overlap in reality (you can text during a call), so read the stack as an upper bound.
Total words written between you, measured against books people actually finish. Hover a bar for the book's own word count.
The same pile of words and messages, in units that are easier to hold in your head.
Emoji that belong almost entirely to one of you. Two people, two hearts, two laughs — and one 🙈 that Youri has never once typed.
Dutch words in Nikkesha's messages, with the first date she used each one. She out-Dutches the Dutch one three and a half to one.
Her most-repeated messages, exactly as typed.
Three-word phrases she uses far more than he does.
She started as emoji-heavy as him and quietly stopped; he never did. By September she spends one emoji where he spends three and a half.
The first day each word appears in the chat — and how many times it has been said since. Day numbers count from the very first message on 13 December 2025.
Each of you picked up the other's pet name — and then out-used them with it.
For the most-used emoji: who typed it first, and how long the other took to catch it.
How alike your two emoji profiles are each month (similarity over the top 25 emoji). December: two people with different habits. June: nearly the same hand.
Average characters per message. Careful paragraphs at the start, then the short rapid-fire shorthand of people who talk all day.
The clock time of the last message before a night's silence, averaged per month. Hover for how long that silence lasted.
Messages containing the whole phrase. He said it first and led until March; she has led ever since.
Average seconds to answer, by the hour the message arrived (replies within an hour only).
The words he over-uses most, compared to her.
Same test, other direction.